For anyone who (like my friend Dameon) didn't get the 411 on the "break-up" right before Christmas. This was my lesson that I've outgrown college boys (even the ones who are actually older than me).
Dameon says:
I didn't hear that story.
Jaxx says:
(The following are not actual quotes. Just an 'I'm a bitch' Dramatization.)
Oh, boy got busy.
Boy said, “Oh my life is so busy right now, what with me not having any finals because I dropped all my classes and only working part time and I just can’t fit you in between my bouts of drinking with the boys.”
Boy also said, “You’re crazy and make everyone around you miserable.”
Dameon says:
Wow, that's an interesting assessment.
Jaxx says:
Then he goes, “OUR schedules just aren’t allowing enough time for us to get together, I think we should just be friends for now.”
To which I said, “It's not our schedules, it’s your schedule that doesn’t work. Just stick my Psych dvds in the mail so I can have them back.”
Dameon says:
I think he sounds like a butt.
Jaxx says:
He is.
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