Why My Job Amuses Me

Today I came across my favorite ridiculous phrase to be included in a phone sales guide since "to your heart's desire, or 2 GB," (actually, I'm insulted that they think my heart's desire could be satisfied by such measly storage). Today I learned that: "You can even choose from emoticons and preset messages to make texting more fun." Now, I'll give you emoticons. I love smileys and :-P as much as the next girl, but when was the last time you said to yourself, "Texting would be so much more fun if I had preset messages to choose from instead of typing my own!"?